1. Have you ever been drunk? fuck yeah i'm drunk right now

2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? about 15 or 16 I think

3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? plenty of times bb

4. Have you ever ‘drunk dialed’? lol

5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? what family members

6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? it's kinda hard to cover up

7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol-related crime? I DON'T GET CAUGHT :|

8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? alksdjflkajf yeah

9. Ever forgot their name? don't think so

10. When was the last time you were drunk? right now

11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? plenty of times

12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? nah but it makes things more interesting sometimes

13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? hard liquor

14. Favorite liquor? vodka/rum

15. Favorite beer? any kind

16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you are STILL drunk? yeah lmfao

17. Have you ever swam drunk? no WHY NOT I NEED TO TRY THIS

18. What kind of a drunk are you? pretty fucking happy drunk

19. Is alcohol like “truth serum” to you? usually yeah :|

20. Favorite drinking partner? idk seifer

21. Favorite bar? i wish kfc had a bar so it could be my favorite

22. Have you ever completely blacked out? yeah when i was younger

23. Have you ever puked from drinking? have before but don't really anymore

24. Have you ever had the ‘crying drunks’? ........maybeadfa

25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? hell yeah i can

26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? lmfao yes

27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? RUDE DS:SDJFKLDSFJ <font size=1>sings Madonna songs</font>

28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk?  me

29. Do you have a drunken nickname?  uh no

30. Have you received a ‘booty call’?  usually i'm the one calling

31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie? all of Animal House

32. Favorite song about drinking? the beer song

33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn’t know? yeah

34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? no ew fuck no

35. What’s the worst ‘buzz kill’? people sleeping with their brothers in my bed at my parties

36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer?  nah

37. Do you ever say to yourself, “Dang, I need a drink”? all the time bb

38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? no i wish they fucking would

39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? i don't think so

40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? not really

41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? i've flown the helicopter drunk before :D

42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? uh yeah wtf

43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? nooooooooooooooooooo

44. What’s your favorite drinking game? idc as long as i'm drinking

45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? yeah lmfao

46. What’s the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk? uhhhhhh idk finding out about cloud doing that was pretty bad

47. Ever been drunk at a concert? no

48. Is this survey getting too long? idk why i'm still even filling this out man

49. Are you ready for the last question? i guess so mr. survey asker

50. Why do you drink? what the fuck kind of questiona;flkj because i fucking love to do it

*sets fire to survey*